Your Turn: Nature's Toilet & 'Me' Time
The Teen Commandments
Sara Cox
4.9 • 834 Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
In today's Your Turn, the girls read out more of your fab stories featuring a pooing disaster, moody teens, genius teenage antics, and the return of the procrastiwank!!!
If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co.uk
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| 0:00.0 | Sarah and Claire will be here in just a moment to reminisce about their wild teenage years. |
| 0:07.1 | You can watch every episode of the Teen Commandments too, |
| 0:09.8 | from heartfelt conversations about becoming a single parent |
| 0:12.7 | to confessions about snogging a 90s icon. |
| 0:16.0 | Honestly, you need to see the reaction to that one. |
| 0:18.8 | Watch all episodes of the show by searching for the Teen Commandments on YouTube |
| 0:22.2 | and hit subscribe so you don't miss an episode. |
| 0:25.6 | Claire, there's some language, isn't there some adult stuff in this episode? |
| 0:28.7 | There is, so do keep the little ones away. |
| 0:31.3 | I'm left with no option but to pull my bikini bottoms to the side, |
| 0:35.0 | suspend myself with what little strength I have off the boat and get to work. |
| 0:39.5 | Revenge on my mum. It's so brilliant. Oh, wow, it's getting quite. Oprah. I enjoyed that |
| 0:46.6 | tremendously. It was sitting loud and proud next to the kids' toothbrushes where I'd left it on the Friday before. |
| 0:53.1 | On the plus side, my kids will know that I am a hygienic wanker. |
| 0:59.9 | Hello, Claire Hamilton. |
| 1:01.3 | Hello, Sarah Cox. |
| 1:02.3 | Hello, excellent, excellent people. |
| 1:04.3 | Welcome along to Teen Commandments Your Turn, the show where we try to make sense of the |
| 1:07.7 | often mad brains of our teenagers. |
| 1:12.7 | They're mad for it. Remember that? |
| 1:17.7 | Mad Chester. Oh, yeah. I'm not. My mom. I'm always pretend I was from Manchester even though I was actually from Bolton. Oh, you've had a lovely couple of days. Obviously, your turn is where we go |
| 1:22.9 | through all your brilliant emails, your excellent stories about raising teens or your own teenage bad |
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