Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 96 1/9/22

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2022

⏱️ 134 minutes

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New Years Predictions are made and we look back at our predictions for 2021. Lot of fun facts about Siamese twins and tributes to Betty White and Sir Sidney Poitier. Oh yeah, and there’s a woman selling her farts in jars. Support the show by visiting audible.com/papers or text "papers" to 500-500. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're all about the weekly news, won't break it, might keep us from here by telling the jokes, try not to lie back to another time.
0:13.0	You're all about the weekly news, won't break it, might keep us from here by telling the jokes, try not to lie back to another time.
0:35.0	Do you get my gonorrhea story? No, no, no, I'm just saying, are we going to start this thing? All right, here we go. Oh, we're going to go now. Happy New Year, man. Read all about it.
0:46.0	Read all about it.
0:48.0	2022 coming in with a bang. A lot of predictions. It's going to be a big week in the Sunday papers.
0:56.0	Are you coming in hot?
0:57.0	Coming in hot.
0:58.0	2022.
1:00.0	Hey, now riddle in time. We had a week off.
1:03.0	Brought to you by Riddle and caffeine from a lovely mug. Oh, look at that. Look at that mug.
1:10.0	Look at that mug.
1:11.0	The, uh, that's a beautiful color.
1:15.0	There's set. Yeah. Why are you giving me such shit about the maroon color? Are you wearing the maroon jacket? Yes, right now. Yes.
1:22.0	You have a maroon jacket with your maroon mug.
1:25.0	Yeah. And what did I wear playing golf yesterday?
1:28.0	Yeah. A maroon was at a hat too.
1:31.0	Maroon hat and a maroon sweatshirt. What is it with you and maroon? You know, calling someone a maroon is an insult. You're, you're maroon.
1:40.0	I'm listening to maroon five right now.
1:43.0	Oh, my God.
1:44.0	And watching Gilligan's Island in the background.
1:48.0	I saw some joke or whatever it was. It's all wordplay, but it kind of funny. I mean, I hate my kids. No.
1:54.0	So maroon five is the band I hate the most. I hate hate hate.
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