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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 95 12/26/21

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2021

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Greg Zooms in with the help of Jesus Christ from his mom’s condo in Florida while Mike prepares a trip to the desert. This week has three Florida man stories and a breakdown of an Elton John Christmas song that will bring out the holiday spirit. This is the last Sunday Papers of the year, so thanks to you guys for all the support! Happy holidays! Follow Mike Gibbons on Instagram @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

And you better start before there's this connection on there.

0:28.0

Are you allowed to yell in your form of complex? Read all about it. Read all about it.

0:36.4

Read all about it. Because the Lord is on the wall behind you. Greg is in a white room with are

0:43.2

those fake flowers? Of course. Doesn't matter. And next to it, a directly, directly above the head

0:51.1

of the bed. As if it was you're about to shoot a sequel to the exercise is a crucifix right on the

0:58.1

wall. Well, you know, you don't need birth control when that's above the bed. He's watching and

1:07.2

dying for you. He's not only that. Not only that. Let's get a quick, let's get a quick look around

1:14.8

because not only is the cross on the thing, here's what's on the wall next to the bed.

1:20.4

How about this uplifting, lighthearted, oil painting? No, that's not true. Yeah. Yeah.

1:32.3

All right. Okay. This is so weird for a quiet. So Merry Christmas, everybody.

1:40.9

Should we try to put this show out on Saturday? Have we?

1:45.1

Have we explained that I'm at my mom's place? Did your mom put that up where did it come with the

1:51.9

place? This has been on the wall of our house since I was a small child, prominently featured.

1:59.4

Wait, what's going on there? I think it's Jesus Christ. It's uploading. No, no, no, it's an oil painting.

2:09.8

Oil painting, but it looks like for the listeners, the size of a poster framed giant cross.

2:16.8

And is he like dead on the crucifix? Yes, Jesus dead on the cross, but it's a hyper like real

2:25.3

human body. And then look, he's looking down upon what looks like haze. It looks like hell.

2:32.0

There's like a dark river underneath him with sinners in it. And what do your mom

2:39.2

is so like like cynical and like funny. She's walking around her house and that's on the wall.

2:45.8

Yeah. Yeah. Also, you very rarely see a dead Jesus on the cross. Right. Yeah. That got us

2:53.6

toast. He's leading. And you know, he's still giving you that. Oh, I'm suffering. Look,

2:58.6

you know, in his eye for you. Do you see what you did? Did you see what you've done to me?

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