Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 97 1/16/22

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2022

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

This week: More kids are smoking cigarettes, Italian COVID-19 parties, and now we're told pot prevents COVID-19. (Gubbins can stop wearing a mask!) Plus, a TikTok creator is choked to death by his boyfriend in Detroit and a teenage boy is hacking into Teslas around the world. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.8	-"Two powIchatwooshachee."
0:05.1	-"Two powIchatwooshachee.
0:08.1	-"It's not Monday, eh?
0:10.5	Austin Ch reductions.
0:11.8	-"It's not Tuesday.
0:14.1	-"Sonder..."
0:15.4	-"It's not Wednesday though,
0:17.1	-" fogs are on Saturday, eh?"
0:19.9	-"It's Sunday.
0:21.3	-"Two powIchatwooshch ch oyster!"
0:23.6	-"Papers",
0:26.1	-"Clop the scene one, motherfuckers".
0:28.1	-"It's derp it.
0:29.1	I'm clapping in three, two, one.
0:33.4	There's our clap, my clap.
0:36.0	And then I put my headphones in and then I got a one.
0:43.2	Let's do this thing.
0:46.1	Read all about it.
0:48.4	There it is.
0:49.2	Read all about it, wicked pissa.
0:50.8	News this week coming to you from the Boston Globe kid.
0:55.3	For all you quiz down the cape.
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