Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 94 12/19/21

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2021

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Caitlyn gets bounced from the Beverly Hilton, Ben Affleck trashes Jen Garner, and Billie Eilish watched too much porn. Kim Jong-un executed 7 people for watching K-Pop and guess what state had a teacher sleep with a student? Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I need to sign the papers.
0:10.4	Please sign my piece of the papers.
0:16.9	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:18.9	Say that again.
0:20.4	Read all the Security, read all about it.
0:23.8	Comedy is from what fucking city am I in?
0:26.9	San Jose, California?
0:29.0	It's a Santa Monica covering all the things this I'm not gonna ask you to scream again
0:34.4	But I heard through my headphones which were in my hands
0:38.2	That shrieking I don't please don't scream again
0:45.7	No, no, no, we don't we don't we don't
0:49.0	Let's do an ASMR was of it's called
0:59.2	You're too old you don't need to know meanwhile I'm probably saying it wrong, but you know
1:03.0	It's the sounds that people think are soothing, but really it's masturbatory
1:09.9	We're not talking about it though. We've gone dinged Greg you talked too much about masturbation
1:16.3	When last week
1:18.3	No, I'd say the last 55 years
1:20.8	Wait, are you saying our YouTube thing got dinged?
1:27.7	There's a lot of feedback. There's a lot of feedback in the real world and online
1:33.5	You're a dirty burger. Wait, wait, wait, what's the real world? Who are you talking to your dad's old friends in Florida again?
1:39.9	My ex mother-in-law thinks it's you're a little too dirty. Yeah, yeah, yeah
1:45.5	Well, she also walks around the house naked. So I don't know, you know
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