Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 79 9/5/21

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2021

⏱️ 134 minutes

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A grown man sues his parents for throwing out his porn, a redneck almost kidnaps his kids principal for making the child wear a mask, and we pay our respects to 2 gentlemen who crashed while in the back of a self driving Tesla. RIP Leland. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some day papers, Greg and Mike, right between the eyes, like a lightning strike, some day papers, Mike and Greg, it makes me so happy in my little leg, some day papers, we all back, but some day papers,
0:28.0	Take it easy.
0:32.0	Go ahead.
0:33.0	Check one, two.
0:35.0	Yeah, it sounds better.
0:36.0	Here we go.
0:37.0	All right.
0:38.0	Wait one more time.
0:40.0	Check one, two, check it, check it, check it.
0:42.0	Yeah, we're, we're, my answer, right one's bad.
0:45.0	Okay, okay.
0:47.0	So, what are we, we're all...
0:50.0	All right, why don't we do a podcast and keep, let's keep this ends that magic at the top that everyone's raving about?
0:58.0	Read all about it.
0:59.0	Oh, geez.
1:00.0	Read all about it.
1:02.0	Get your abortions now.
1:04.0	Sunday, paper, plus an abortions.
1:06.0	Gotta be quicker than six weeks.
1:07.0	Nobody wants the news or the baby after six weeks.
1:11.0	Read all about it.
1:12.0	All right, let's, let's start for real now.
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