I think we keep this we keep this keep this in there keep it in and let's that's are you getting ready to scream?

You have your I'm getting ready to scream. We got to untangle some wires. All right. This is the behind the scenes. We should

uh charge for the first 30 seconds of the show only put it behind a paywall.

People will get a sense of uh how professional we actually are. You got your headset? Oh, you don't

have the giant cans anymore. Now we get a reduction. Yep. Plugged in.

All right. You're going to scream. Read all about it. Read all about it. Sunday paper is golden. Colorado. A lot of news going back to the 1800s from the local paper back.

There's a lot of chlamydia and killing of engines and stuff that went on this town.

Trigger warning. I wonder what the people in the next room are thinking when they're they hear this outburst.

Um they can hear every word because this hotel is a fucking dump and the laws of paper thin and uh it's uh it's not what I'm

accustomed to. My window overlooks an air shaft and the there's there's padding on the mattress that doesn't reach

below your ankles. So your feet are on a different texture than the rest of the bed.

All right. I was at a crash. So all right. I go to Michigan to drop off Sophie my oldest. We'll talk about that later. But anyway, uh I get into town and they're like uh I call the hotel. I'm like I'm going to be checking in late

because we're going out to dinner and everything first and she's like, okay. She has. I have some good news and I have some bad news and I'm like uh I wasn't expecting me to hear any news.

And she's like, oh yeah, the good news. The bad news is we had a flood and uh you're unable to stay here tonight. Oh shit.

The good news and by the way the town is sold out because everyone is there moving their kids into the dorms. So we were able to find

your room and I'm like, where is it? She's like, no, no, no, it's nearby and uh and it was. So they put me in that and that was a

comfort, uh, comfort in or something like that. But really low, really moat like motel type status. Yeah. Anyway, so I stay there and then like, but the good news is I think we're going to have it cleaned up. I'm like, well, how cleaned up? I mean, floods kind of linger like, you know, the next day even if it's dry.

So she's like, well, no, no tomorrow. So anyway, uh or you can stay in the hotel. You're in, but you'd have to pay for it because it's more expensive. Whatever. I call them the next day. My hotel that I stayed in did not have any more rooms. Totally sold out the next night.

So I had no choice. So I call them and they're like, uh, yeah, your room's ready. So I go to the hotel that night to check in. She's like, how was your stay last night at the place we put you up in the, you know, the comfort in order. And I go, it was good. She's like, I was going to say, because that's a lot better than this place.

Oh, no, because what I stayed at was what you were describing. I mean, you know, I view out to a vent. Like, it's like, do you need a place to be unconscious for, for like, you know, six hours. This is your place. Yeah. That's kind of the mode. Right.

You know, it's not good when you see the people, the other people that are checking in have coolers. That's, that's never a good sign when they bring their own pillows. Yeah. And the coolers are for the organs. They're just expecting to wake up in a tub of ice with their kidney gone and a note.

They're just bringing the cooler just so, you know, the person gets their kidney. You're like, do you have an ice machine? Okay. Good. No reason I'm asking.

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