Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 80 9/12/21

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2021

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Comedians in the news this week: John Mulaney, Patton Oswalt, Steve Martin, and some shit Greg talked about Marc Maron that we edited out. Texas promises to stop ALL rape and a Florida Man story that hits the trifecta: nudity, drunkenness and police activity. Oh yeah, and a golf cart. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	3, 2, 1.
0:19.9	Holy fuck.
0:22.0	That's what it used to be.
0:24.2	Check.
0:25.5	Check.
0:26.5	Here we go.
0:28.2	What you're gonna scream today?
0:29.0	Read all about it, read all about it, hot off the presses, people are taking off their
0:37.4	masks, they're taking off their condoms, they're taking off the facade that is capitalist
0:42.4	America, read all about it.
0:45.4	That's not, is this what I signed up for?
0:48.2	You know, gracefully, is that a word?
0:50.8	Your audio seemed to cut out, it seemed like hit a ceiling, like a limit.
0:54.8	Yeah, I think the, um, I like that.
0:57.0	No, that's a good governor.
0:58.2	There's a governor governor governor governor.
1:00.6	Remember when that say they would like you halls, we'd rent you halls to like move in
1:04.2	college and and they had a governor, you could go like 55 max or whatever it was.
1:09.3	And people, I know how to take that off.
1:11.8	I was just talking to Chris Denman before the show about how we both worked at, uh, golf
1:16.3	courses and we used to, there was, there was always like a couple of the golf carts that
1:21.2	had the governors removed.
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