Here goes mine anyway, three, two, one, all right, plug in the headphones in.

Let's start screaming there. Let's shrink the screen down and read all about it, y'all, read all about it, coming off from Florida with some news.

Are you in Tampa? I'm in Tampa Bay, baby. Tampa on bay. It's crazy place. Let me tell you something. Love the club, love the staff.

Crowds are a little slow. They have fun down there. They can't be too quick. Well, I also

can't buy is a party city. I led my first show with my new anti gun rant, which went over like a lead balloon.

And it went like gun rant in Florida in Tampa. And then I asked how many people had guns on them and about a third of the crowd raised their hands.

And I was telling one, they were all scared. I said, you're all scaredy cats. I got to need a fucking gun. What do you guys all need guns for?

And they didn't like it. So, so I had to make a human sacrifice, which you do sometimes comedy to get myself out of the deep hole that I had dug.

I asked, it was a couple up front. And I said, you guys married and they said, no, we're dating. And I said, how long you've been dating for?

And the guy said, don't go there. And I said, how long he's like six years. And then I said, I said, ladies and gentlemen, he called earlier.

And he asked, he had a special request for me. Oh, no. And then I came off the stage and I put the mic in front of him. And I said, he's got something he wants to say.

And the guy was fucking shaking his head and the woman put her face in her hands. And the crowd went fucking crazy.

Shooting guns in the air like a Mexican wedding.

Throw an alligator is taken meth. And, and then, and then it's it very slowly turned from them thinking he was really doing that to them realizing I was busting this poor motherfucker's balls.

And they started laughing so hard. I could not do material for about a minute.

They just kept laughing at this guy and the position that I put him in. And I felt terrible. But after the gun bit, I had no choice. I had, I had an hour ahead of me to go. And they fucking hated my guts.

He should have taken one knee reached in his pocket, taking out his gun and aimed it right at you.

Oh, my God. Florida. They imagine what night they had.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. They had a long drive. She actually put her hand on his leg for the rest of the show. Like, like, like something.

There was a story behind why they're not getting married. They, they own a house together, but they're not married. And they don't have kids.

Did you call it back like in good nights or at the end of the show at all? Like, thanks for being such good sports and.

No, it's gonna. Nothing now. Nope. No.

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