Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 139 11/13/22

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Twitter has been co-opted by pranksters, Amazon has been taken over by robots and Andy Dick has commandeered power tools from a strangers garage. Meanwhile a sitcom star has upgraded to porn and KFC is excited about the holocaust. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's just a Sunday, it's just a Sunday, with your whole screen by.
0:10.6	It's just a Sunday, it's just a Sunday, with your whole screen by.
0:18.1	We're going to clap in at three.
0:21.2	So we're no clap sound at all.
0:23.7	Anyway, three, two, one.
0:26.5	There's that.
0:27.5	Couldn't hear your clap sound either.
0:29.4	There we go.
0:30.4	No, I think it has a high end, you know, limit thing.
0:32.7	It filters it out.
0:33.7	All right.
0:34.7	Read all about it.
0:36.0	Read all about it.
0:37.8	Hot off the presses.
0:40.4	Racists, either there's more racists or more people reporting on it, but there seems to
0:45.2	be a lot of racism.
0:46.2	Read all about it.
0:47.6	What happens?
0:48.6	I leave you alone for three seconds.
0:50.5	What happened?
0:51.9	Check.
0:52.9	Apparently, people are racists.
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