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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 141 11/27/22

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Steve Jobs sandals sold for $218k, Dylan’s new book sold for $600 (until they found out the autograph was fake), and remember the time Aerosmith and 50 Cent played a Bat Mitzvah for $10m? Podcast is still free! Happy Thanksgiving! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

They make us fuck us, read over them. Read all about it. Oh, shit. It's Thanksgiving

0:17.8

week, but the news is still coming in on time. Trip to fame. Here we go. Little slow

0:24.9

this week. Look at us. Look at us. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. We

0:31.0

hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving. We're recording this a little earlier in the week because

0:35.8

of our familial responsibilities. Mike has got his daughters half the day, not the

0:46.0

full day. Well, some flies in the ointment. Oh, boy, somebody sick. Remember, I told you,

0:54.3

we'll save it for the podcast. We didn't. We did not chat and catch up in the 10 minutes

0:59.5

proceeding. This recording you tricky, Dickie. So my sister, Laura, who has never had

1:06.5

COVID, got it yesterday. Oh, shit. She went to Vegas for work. There was a big like convention,

1:15.2

type party, very corporate. She works at some university. Anyway, came home with it was

1:22.8

suspecting it. And this is interesting. Was feeling crappy and kept doing over the counter

1:29.8

test because of work. Did a PCR test. So she did a PCR today's Wednesday. She did a PCR

1:37.4

test Monday morning, Monday morning, Tuesday night. She did the at home test at home test

1:49.3

negative Wednesday comes, whatever, it's two Tuesday comes. The next day comes the PCR,

1:56.3

which she had taken 12 hours earlier before the negative was positive. Wow. So the New York

2:03.8

PCR, you can only really trust the PCRs. Those other ones are very faulty. Well, the New

2:10.0

York Times now is like, you know, talking about what we're going to do, one of the stories.

2:14.2

China shutting things down. Yeah. Yeah, I heard in PR and PR said like, this one's something

2:20.5

like over a thousand times more contagious than the previous. Oh, and the new booster will

2:27.3

do. I think I have this right almost nothing to protect you against the new strain, except

2:34.0

once you have it, then it'll mitigate the, you know, the experience, the infection.

2:40.0

Damn. So I'm going to be getting it. I'm going on the road next week. I'm going to be

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