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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 109 4/10/22

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2022

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

We comment on Matt Gaetz commenting on Marjorie Taylor Green commenting on Jimmy Kimmel wanting Will Smith to smack her. Greg reports on doing Joe Rogans show this week and hanging at the Comedy Store 50th anniversary party. Author of How to Murder Your Husband charged with murdering husband, a dead rapper is stuffed and propped up for his wake and Florida man is… well, Florida man.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I got it. I love it. Just got it. All right. And now we're going to clap it in. Five, four, three.

0:30.2

That was kind of yours. Three, two, one. There's mine. Here you go. Check, check, check. Here you, here you, here you. Read all about it. There it is. Read all about it.

0:45.6

La Jolla. I'm in La Jolla, California. You just still go down. La seen the girl. I went to La

0:56.6

La Chienigue. Yeah. See Paul Vida and Pico and you take it down to. All the while thinking why are so many Mexicans in my city.

1:11.0

So when, when did you arrive? When did you fly out of Texas? I flew out of Texas. I flew to Austin to do Rogan on Wednesday.

1:24.1

He flew me first class and he put me in the four seasons. What? It's $1,700 a night. Wow. And then I went down. I went that night. I got in and I found out that they invited me down to their doing a comedy show. That day, Shane Gillis, Mark Norman and Ari Shafir were on Rogan's podcast. They come on like as a group every couple of months. Yeah. And so that's a tough act to fight.

1:54.1

Follow because those guys are all fucking killers and they're together. And so we did a comedy show that night. I actually didn't go on. I just, I just hung out. I didn't want to go on. But they all did show at the Vulcan theater. Is that the new one?

2:10.1

Yeah. Tony Hinchcliffe was there. And he had his new Corvette. He's got a new yellow Corvette. And we were standing in the green room and he used his key fob to turn it on for me.

2:23.7

From the window. And it was very impressive. But then he couldn't turn it off. So he had to leave and go outside and turn it off. Is that true? Yeah. Wow. All right. And then, and then I did the podcast the next day. It was three hours and 45 minutes straight, which is, and it's just amazing how fast it goes. Like you think that, you know, you're going to get bored or you're going to run out of things to talk.

2:53.6

And all of a sudden, you look, I look at the fuck it. I saw his watch. I looked at his watch. I had a curiosity. And I go, oh, Joe's watch is fucked up because it says it's five o'clock. And that's not possible.

3:05.6

But it's kind of like, it's kind of like how I feel when we're at the like 50 minute mark. Like, wow.

3:13.6

It feels like it's three and a half hours. But fast.

3:21.6

And then I got on a flight. And then my flight was delayed. It was supposed to leave at like eight. And it got delayed till 10 pm, which sucked because the 50th anniversary of the comedy store party was going on that night. And I was trying to make it in time.

3:36.6

So I switched to airlines, made it in what a fucking party. Holy shit. Wow. Really.

3:42.6

It was amazing. Eget was there. Adam Eget flew in. And it was just like a lot of big old timey comedians and then all the new comics.

3:50.6

And it was like a coming together of generations of comedians. And it was like total access. They had the back parking lots set up with bars and music. And, you know, the comedy store is a labyrinth.

4:02.6

And literally, there's people I didn't even see because you got the back parking lot. Then people were hanging out in the OR where there was a band.

4:10.6

Then there was the main room where they were showing a film of like dead people. And then you've got like that VIP bar that they've got in the back room with that they set up in some bar.

4:20.6

I've been in there. Yeah. Then you've got the pot lounge, which is out back that they made with all this outdoor furniture where people go smoke pot.

4:27.6

Then you got the two different roofs that have lounges on them that people are on.

4:32.6

One's a heroin den, right? One's a heroin den. Yeah. And it was it was a lot of fun. There was a couple of landmines.

4:40.6

There's a couple of guys that were fucking drunk douchebags. And one guy I'm not even going to say is I'm so tempted to say his name, but this guy was like, he like I gave my bedding show.

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