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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 108 4/3/22

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2022

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

We better hope Will Smith does not listen to this podcast. Or Caitlyn Jenner or anybody that’s had an abortion. For the rest of you there are some great stories about a man burying a school bus full of children (they lived!) Alec Baldwin and a Brazilian singer who was rushed to the hospital because she held in her farts. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm gonna accept that you can like I'm way behind I haven't even hooked up Mike

0:27.9

oh my thing but you can go ahead I know you're in a rush man I want to respect

0:35.0

that read all about it check check wait are you recording and you're

0:40.0

recorded I'm recording on my recorder now yeah you go you just do your thing

0:44.1

read all about it read all about it I might just watch this podcast you get your

0:51.0

Sunday paper today's edition little fin it's gonna be a thin one it's not gonna

0:56.2

make a loud thump on your doorstep as much as a check check check it's gonna be a

1:01.4

little bit of a light thump I missed the beginning what we're doing a short

1:08.4

podcast let's do it that we always say that but I say this time we do it no I

1:13.8

got to be on a flight I have to I'm gonna be late for my flight and and we're

1:18.4

recording this on a Thursday because I'm flying to Chicago to see my darling

1:24.1

son Owen and then oh wait I gotta turn off one of those and then you are

1:32.1

admitting you're running late for a flight is alarming I'm gonna briefly tell

1:38.0

the the flight story so I always go late my family always gives me shit and

1:41.5

meanwhile I've only missed one flight in my life and it was when I was early it

1:44.5

was that Brody thing I've told that story anyway you and I are flying out one

1:48.2

year and I'm like late guys so I leave here and I'm like boy I did it again I

1:54.5

really didn't leave a lot of time I get to your house to pick you like pick me up

1:58.9

and now there's urgency and I pick you up and I mean was I at your house

2:04.8

60 minutes before takeoff yeah about that okay so I get there and errands in the

2:12.3

front yard I'm like I'm like we're like I didn't even want a park I wanted to

2:16.0

slow the car down and you jump in the car while it's moving that's how

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