Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 110 4/17/22

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2022

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Mike gets an aggressive TSA pat-down on his way to a Wheeler Walker Jr show in Nashville. Ted Cruz will not felate a man to end world hunger, Cuba Gooding and Gary Coleman and a 28 year old girl dating Al Pacino are this week’s pervs and AC/DC helps in the operating room. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sunday papers forget about it. If I catch you watching anything that ain't the Sunday papers
0:06.9	I will blow your brains all over the walls and your mother won't stop crying until the day she dies
0:13.1	And you ain't gonna have an open casket funeral. You still have to clap, still have to clap it in in five, four, three
0:23.1	There it is and I have to somehow clap with my three, two
0:28.9	There it is the weirdest looking clap ever. All right. Are you gonna read all about it?
0:36.3	Read all about it here. You hear you coming in from Spokane, Washington and Nashville, Tennessee
0:46.7	It's Sunday papers
0:48.7	Unbelievable. We're all around the country bringing you this the flavors of you the Americans
0:58.4	I'm in beautiful Nashville. I'm loving it
1:01.5	Holy shit. Never been
1:03.5	What's going on? So you went and saw a Wheeler Walker Jr. You flew in just to see Wheeler Walker Jr. do a show
1:10.7	And to have a satir dinner with his family tonight. Wow
1:15.2	Does Wheeler have to celebrate this? Celebrate
1:20.7	Well, he's a man of the people. So he's uh, yeah get this
1:25.1	His album came out at midnight Wheeler Walker Jr.'s album came out at midnight last night
1:33.0	East Coast time
1:35.0	It is
1:36.5	Number one on iTunes
1:39.3	No
1:41.0	And there's Lin-Manuel Miranda with the soundtrack to Encanto at number four
1:47.8	Wow, wait a minute. So is that people buy albums?
1:53.1	You can buy the album on on iTunes. Yeah, yeah, 799
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