Summoning The Raging Boner Of Satan
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2022
⏱️ 44 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Supergluing Your Penis Inside Your Skin 2:20.118 Dominatrix Controlling The Dildo Machine 6:29.495 Getting Off To Sumo Diapers And Plastic Wrap 8:36.484 Pro-Life / Pro-Choice Debate 11:16.981 Protests At The Supreme Court 15:15.146 Freak Out OVer Gas Station Reward Points 19:22.376 Please Support Distorted View Daily! 24:29.245 Summon The Raging […]
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| 0:00.0 | Freaks, it's Wednesday, May 4th, 2022, coming up on the program today, a superglued man |
| 0:06.2 | pussy, plus sumo diapers and dollar bill blow jobs. |
| 0:10.3 | You can now summon Satan with a raging boner anywhere in the world, |
| 0:14.4 | and anti-abortion is what we need in this life. |
| 0:19.8 | Distorted View Daily |
| 0:24.0 | Daily proudly presents Cheryl Murkowski reading another |
| 0:29.9 | Tinder success story. |
| 0:32.0 | Last night I had my first share of S- magma. |
| 0:38.0 | It was a wonderful tinder date, and we went to the drive and to see the new happy death day. |
| 0:45.0 | His windows are pretty tinted up, so we got away with fooling around during the movie. |
| 0:52.0 | To my surprise, I was fooling around during the movie. |
| 0:52.8 | To my surprise, I uncovered a wealth of |
| 0:57.0 | magma underneath his thick chipping for skiing. It was unlike any smagmaport I ever saw. He said he was embarrassed, but I just looked |
| 1:10.4 | at him seductively and without saying a word, clicked, and chewed up all the |
| 1:17.8 | man butter from his five-inch dolongous. |
| 1:22.0 | He told me to keep eating it slowly and stroke him with the chewed up parts. |
| 1:28.0 | What? So I did you it. Needless to saying he came like a New York train, and I sucked better than the movie |
| 1:38.2 | that noint. My stomach hurts for some reason now, and I can't stop hiccupin. |
| 1:44.4 | He-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-m-myh-f-my-f-f-my-t-myh-t-myh-t-my-t- this group for all this magma sharing heart emoji all hate comments will be |
| 1:57.8 | chewed and swallowed by me. |
| 2:07.0 | The Distorted View Show followed by me. It's the distorted view show with Tim Hansen. King! |
| 2:10.0 | Welcome to 1-800-A-Hass-Holl. |
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