Florida Woman: Lord Of The Drunks
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2022
⏱️ 46 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Another Song To Get Stuck In Your Head 2:37.550 Another Dead Parent Song 4:51.007 Documentary On a Rubber Fetishist 10:07.816 Don’t Sing The TMNT Theme If You Can’t Keep Up With The Lyrics 17:04.402 Smells Like Teen Screeching 18:34.240 Delivery Stuttering Meltdown 22:53.008 Become A Sideshow Super Freak Now 25:56.971 […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Monday, May 2nd, 2022 coming up on the program today, new old sad talking songs, |
| 0:07.0 | you know, where parents die and children cry. |
| 0:09.8 | Plus, why the IT department at work needs to know your weirdest sexual kink, growing a penis on your arm, |
| 0:16.0 | and giving your life to Christ for two-day prime shipping. Distorted View Daily |
| 0:24.0 | Daily, proudly presents losing your mind over dates. |
| 0:29.0 | So many dates dates dates dates dates dates dates dates dates dates dates dates dates |
| 0:40.0 | dates dates dates running through my mind. What happened January 4, 1809? |
| 0:45.0 | T'was form the Braille system of reading for the mind. |
| 0:49.0 | Dates, dates keep running through my mind. |
| 0:52.0 | What happened March 1896? |
| 0:55.0 | That's when they made a carriage go without using a switch. |
| 0:58.0 | You mean the horseless carriage with a pretty leather seats? |
| 1:01.0 | The first automobile ever sing on Detroit streets. |
| 1:04.6 | What happened June 15th, 1752? |
| 1:10.4 | Then Franklin was out on a cold and windy night |
| 1:13.1 | alone on a hill he was flying a kite |
| 1:16.6 | The nod of the blue came a bold of fashion kite Oh, dates, dates running through my mind. |
| 1:25.0 | January, February, June July, I can't remember dates, dates, |
| 1:30.0 | running through my mind. |
| 1:32.0 | Each and every year I'm feeling more and more behind. |
| 1:35.0 | What happened 1825 in Buffalo, New York? |
| 1:38.0 | We made that town the first inland seaport. |
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