Hey Freaks, it's Friday, May 6, 2022 coming up on the program today, Demon Gendered and

into Corpse Pain.

There's a tender match for you.

Plus, when one of your multiple personalities is a cat in heat, autism is as fake as asthma, and getting

needed to death by a bread machine.

All this coming up today. Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in 911 emergency phone calls.

911, where is your emergency? I have a question. 9-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-2-I try to call vets. My dog was maybe with another dog and his ticket

is stuck in her? Yes?

I don't know what to do.

Your dog?

Yeah, he was meeting with another dog.

Well, that's how it works.

I know, but his Dick is stuck in her. They're trying to get it out.

Well they they lie like that for about 45 minutes after it happens.

So it stays like that? Yeah they they don't stay like that for about 45 minutes after they need.

Oh, it's something like their, his things still need to be attached from there?

That's how it works.

Oh, okay, I'm sorry for calling. Oh okay are you alone by yourself there?

Yeah I'm just watching the dogs and I'm just kind of home playing the same kind of playing the same kind of

were you trying to get these dogs to breed?

No, the girl, they had just been like play days for a while and they've just been breeding.

Oh, have you ever thought of getting those animals fixed?

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