You have found the Titus podcast, Armageddon Update, with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley, and Ken Highland.

And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update.

Well, it's back to school.

You know, I was just in Texas where parents were getting their kids ready to go not learn history.

And it must be back to school time because there's a, I don't know, a little chill in the air

underneath the climate change fueled oppressive heat.

And it must be back to school because, oh, you can hear the sound of bullets whipping through schools. Yep,

we had our first back to school shooting people this week so you know fall is here.

In Minneapolis on Wednesday, a young white man, because it is always a young white man. You know,

the people so oppressed, they own everything and have every opportunity possible in life.

Yeah, we need to hurt for the oppressed white man, okay? Moment of silence.

17 were wounded. Foreign critical condition and two are dead. Kids, little kids, 14 of the victims

were little kids 10 and under. Just to be clear, we've done maybe 40 episodes of this podcast over the years

about guns and how we're the only country and the world with school shootings on the weekly.

You can scroll through those if you want to hear why and what, how stupid we are, and then you can

have every argument for guns shoved in your exit hole. You're welcome. But let's talk about who's

responsible for all this death. Weirdly, it's the pro-life people. That's right. More death is brought

to you by the pro-life people than actual serial killers. See, the pro-life people say they love

kids and that a baby in the womb needs to be protected. We're pro-life, even if a mother has a miscarriage. From Jesus,

she needs to do jail time because we're pro-life! However, some of the pro-life people want to

kill a woman who has an abortion because they're pro-life. Legislation has been drafted,

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