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🗓️ 25 August 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Bill rambles about summer for kids, tambourines at concerts, and classic car owners.
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| 1:06.4 | monday august 25th 2025 what's going on? How are you? Oh, what's going on? |
| 1:16.7 | In this echoey room I'm in. Um, Hope all's good with you. Holy shit. The fucking summer is over. |
| 1:25.6 | Oh, boy, my kids are back in school. I think i get more sad than they do i fucking hate when |
| 1:32.1 | the summer's over just not into that at all like my favorite thing is when they're they're just |
| 1:37.9 | around and um that's like a big um like a big back and forth with me and my lovely wife is like she's always like stressing about activities. |
| 1:49.5 | Like we got to give them activities. |
| 1:50.9 | They got to have stuff that they got to go do. |
| 1:54.3 | And I'm always just like, no, they don't. |
| 1:56.4 | They had activities all year. |
| 1:59.0 | They had activities all year. |
| 2:02.9 | This is what you want them still in their pajamas at like 10 in the morning. That's how I look at it. This whole fucking thing where you got it like, |
| 2:08.9 | you know, get your kid on some travel team for fucking soccer and they're going around the goddamn |
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