Crosswalks, Weighted Vests, Back-Up Noises | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-28-25

Monday Morning Podcast

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🗓️ 28 August 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Bill rambles about crosswalks, weighted vests, and back-up noises.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-28-17 - Bill rambles about Make A Wish, Booze Batting Lineups, and free T-shirts.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you.
0:10.4	What's going on, Hawaii?
0:14.2	Jesus Christ, I'm sitting here in a fucking parking garage doing my podcast here.
0:20.4	Um, fucking my temper is is back but but i'm aware of it and and and
0:28.2	and i'm trying to do what i need to do to to get it back down you know so i don't go full
0:34.0	fucking me again you know so i'll give you an example i went out to breakfast with my
0:42.7	lovely wife this morning so we're waiting in the crosswalk and these these two ladies in front of us
0:50.1	so we get into the you know the people stop we get in the crosswalk and we're walking behind
0:58.0	them and they're just lollygagging shooting the shit and it's just i've been that person in the car
1:08.2	it's like when you fuck when you're in a crosswalk and somebody stops their
1:12.1	fucking car and they're nice enough not to kill you what you need to do is get from point a to
1:17.4	fucking point b and in in a safe quick manner okay i get it you have a cane you can take a while
1:23.9	all right but if you are a healthy human being shut the fuck up and cross the fucking street.
1:30.7	You know what I mean?
1:33.2	They just sit in there just like at fucking Sunday stroll across the street shooting the
1:39.7	shit.
1:39.9	And I'm fucking behind him with my wife.
1:41.4	And I know that I'm not the only person that gets annoyed with that shit.
1:45.3	And now it's like you're dragging me in to your lollygagging. It's like, you know, you ever go to a fucking restaurant with somebody and they start bitching about the food? You know, and it's like, bro, they're making my food too. Like, I'm with you. Like, they're going to spit on my stuff too. that was like the crosswalk version it's like if you fucking ladies don't pick up the fucking pace
1:45.3	and not act like you're running the top of the time spit on my stuff too. That was like the crosswalk version. It's like if you fucking ladies don't
2:01.6	pick up the fucking pace and not act like you're running the country. You don't know what these
2:07.9	people are going through that are sitting there in their cars. What if they get fucking mad
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