Summer House: Des-ecrated
Watch What Crappens
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4.8 • 16.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2021
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
At long last Des makes his debut on Summer House, and the whole thing is super romantic. Just kidding - it's gross! The episode is one cringey moment after the next, and we can only imagine how much worse it's going to get next week. God, we love this show.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. |
| 0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. |
| 0:45.0 | I'm Ben Mandelker also the game brand podcast and joining me is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie Karen. What's up Ronnie? |
| 0:52.0 | What's up, Ben? What's up? We made it to the end of the week at Summer House Summer House time. Love this show. We're going to recap it. But first a few things. |
| 1:03.0 | In case you missed the announcement yesterday, we are doing a live virtual recap of real housewives of New York. That's going to be on May 6th. Thursday, May 6th at 6 p.m. Eastern tickets for that are going on sale this Tuesday at noon on the East Coast. |
| 1:17.0 | Be sure to get your tickets. Don't miss out until all your friends. Whenever we do these live virtual events, it's always amazing. We get lots and lots of people and everyone interacts and everyone talks and it brings everyone together. And we have a blast. You'll have a blast. |
| 1:30.0 | You never know what's going to happen. So just mark your calendars. The tickets will go on sale on Tuesday. We'll have a lot more reminders of that. So there is that. |
| 1:39.0 | The other thing is our bonus episode this week is really fun. We had a guest on our bonus. We rarely have a guest on our bonus episodes. But we have one this week. It's none other than Miss Taylor Strecker. |
| 1:51.0 | So the three of us, you could up for a while talking about all sorts of fun things. So go check that out on Patreon. |
| 1:58.0 | And we also guested on the reality is podcast this week. So also check that podcast out. And then we're going to be on Taylor Strecker's podcast next week. So we're really all over the place. |
| 2:09.0 | So go check out all those things and support your other podcasters and podcasts and all that good stuff. That was the big announcement. That's not funny. |
| 2:18.0 | Yeah, good job. That's work. Buddy. So today here we are with some summer house. We finally get the boyfriends. The boyfriends all show up this week. And we get to meet. |
| 2:30.0 | Des. Des. Classy. Classy. Des. |
| 2:34.0 | Who comes to the house this week and wow, we're just going to pretend that that whole Hannah saying, I really thought that you liked me. We were like a boyfriend and girlfriend. |
| 2:48.0 | We're just going to pretend all that never happened. Let's just erase that and just pretend that Hannah has been dating desis old. |
| 2:55.0 | Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's definitely adds a nice wrinkle to that whole saga. But you know, I mean, listen, if Luke was allowed to keep a prospect on the side, why not Hannah too? You know, why not? |
| 3:10.0 | Because he wasn't the one crying and telling everybody that he was being let on. That's true. But he did also, but he did lead her on all last summer. |
| 3:21.0 | Right. So that's last summer. Okay. We can't just keep going back every summer. The two of them are not paragons of model behavior. |
| 3:30.0 | Even if one of them is an actual model. But the point is this. Yes, Des is here. Des is here. And wow. Wow. He's like, he's like an old blockbuster video. Wow. What a difference. |
| 3:45.0 | So Steven is in the backyard. He's come back to win back Lindsay with a big effort. In this case, his big effort is getting a bunch of those little Bluetooth, you know, candles from Tuesday morning and making shapes in the backyard that say I heart you. |
| 4:04.0 | And so Lindsay, like, has to get ready for this. She's like, oh my, he's been busy. I'm running around the house. And you know, now she's got her period because you know, she wasn't pregnant. |
| 4:18.0 | So it's like the second you finally take that pregnancy test is when your period comes happens every time. Oh, it happens to me all the time. And Lindsay is doing, she keeps on doing this thing that like you see in. |
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