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🗓️ 13 October 2021
⏱️ 84 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello and welcome back. I'm Julia Hava. I'm Eliza McLean. If you want to support us on Patreon, our Patreon is patreon.com slashbenchtopia where you can access all our |
0:29.8 | bonus episodes. We just did a drunk fairy tales episode and I've listened to it like a couple times |
0:34.9 | back because it's genuinely so funny. It is funny. It's a slapper. The Patreonites love it and for |
0:40.2 | only five dollars you can unlock at this point it's 16 bonus episodes. I keep seeing people tweeting at |
0:46.0 | us or putting on Instagram that they've run through the entire catalog and I want to let you know that |
0:50.3 | almost like because we have what like 36 episodes out now and there's 16 more on Patreon. More are |
0:55.5 | coming. More are coming as well so you should get on it. Yeah, get on it. Yeah and also if you would |
1:01.0 | like to rep us on your bodies or in your kitchens or on your hot girl walks to treat our jokes. Exactly. |
1:08.7 | We have a merch store which is prop front PROP front dot com slashbenchtopia. We just put out mugs and |
1:16.2 | tote bags for all you cool girls. Yeah, so you can really just be in your kitchen listening to |
1:22.2 | benchtopia with your godly wife mug. Yes. Yeah. Anyway, if you want to support us, that's where to |
1:27.0 | support us. In other news, it's fall. I just try to pumpkin spice latte for the first time. I don't, |
1:33.2 | I mean, I must have had one at some point but not in a really long time if I have and I just want |
1:37.8 | to say it's slapped a lot harder than I was expecting it to. I know, doesn't it? Yeah, I texted |
1:41.8 | Julie before coming because I always hit my little starbs before I come over to record. And I was |
1:46.4 | like, oh, do you want anything? And she was like, I might try a PSL moment. Are they good? And I was |
1:50.3 | like, and they are. That's how are you like a white woman on the earth? And you don't have like |
1:57.0 | the flavor of the pumpkin spice latte in the range. Because my little Jewish IBS stomach has trouble |
2:01.5 | with coffee, but I'm willing to sacrifice it. It's just crazy because when I was in college, |
2:07.0 | shout out to people at Brown. If you went to Brown, the underground, I worked there. I loved it. I |
2:11.1 | loved just like clumping around and like being seen and not doing the work I was supposed to be |
2:14.6 | doing. I'm like, make shitty lattes. No, they were actually really good lattes. But like, I would |
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