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Binchtopia

Suffering Lesbianly

Binchtopia

Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb

Society & Culture

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2021

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

In a special episode, the ladies go through their mailbox and respond to some listener write-ins. Digressions include why vegans need a better PR team, our recent Netflix obsessions, and our formal petition to take influencer moms to the Supreme Court.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome back. I'm Julia Hava. I'm Eliza McLean. If you want to support us on Patreon, our Patreon is patreon.com slashbenchtopia where you can access all our

0:29.8

bonus episodes. We just did a drunk fairy tales episode and I've listened to it like a couple times

0:34.9

back because it's genuinely so funny. It is funny. It's a slapper. The Patreonites love it and for

0:40.2

only five dollars you can unlock at this point it's 16 bonus episodes. I keep seeing people tweeting at

0:46.0

us or putting on Instagram that they've run through the entire catalog and I want to let you know that

0:50.3

almost like because we have what like 36 episodes out now and there's 16 more on Patreon. More are

0:55.5

coming. More are coming as well so you should get on it. Yeah, get on it. Yeah and also if you would

1:01.0

like to rep us on your bodies or in your kitchens or on your hot girl walks to treat our jokes. Exactly.

1:08.7

We have a merch store which is prop front PROP front dot com slashbenchtopia. We just put out mugs and

1:16.2

tote bags for all you cool girls. Yeah, so you can really just be in your kitchen listening to

1:22.2

benchtopia with your godly wife mug. Yes. Yeah. Anyway, if you want to support us, that's where to

1:27.0

support us. In other news, it's fall. I just try to pumpkin spice latte for the first time. I don't,

1:33.2

I mean, I must have had one at some point but not in a really long time if I have and I just want

1:37.8

to say it's slapped a lot harder than I was expecting it to. I know, doesn't it? Yeah, I texted

1:41.8

Julie before coming because I always hit my little starbs before I come over to record. And I was

1:46.4

like, oh, do you want anything? And she was like, I might try a PSL moment. Are they good? And I was

1:50.3

like, and they are. That's how are you like a white woman on the earth? And you don't have like

1:57.0

the flavor of the pumpkin spice latte in the range. Because my little Jewish IBS stomach has trouble

2:01.5

with coffee, but I'm willing to sacrifice it. It's just crazy because when I was in college,

2:07.0

shout out to people at Brown. If you went to Brown, the underground, I worked there. I loved it. I

2:11.1

loved just like clumping around and like being seen and not doing the work I was supposed to be

2:14.6

doing. I'm like, make shitty lattes. No, they were actually really good lattes. But like, I would

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