Hi Benchies, we hope you're doing well. Last week on our Patreon we got drunk and recounted some original Grim's fairy tales for you and it was

chaotic to say the least

um the full episode and other bonus episodes can be found at patreon.com slash bench topia but for now enjoy this teaser. Love you

Okay, so there was this Miller which means I guess that he has a mill which means that he makes grain. Got it

so in order to seem like he's the king like he's like a legend he's like I lie to you the king

my daughter can spin straw into gold but that's not true

so he's lying to the king what is the truth she can't do the king no she can't do it he's just

being dramatic for no reason he's being a scammer so the king is like hey girly like show me if

you can do it he locks her in a tower room filled with straw and a spinning wheel and it's like

you better spin that straw into gold by morning or he'll cut off her head which I do not

remember being part of the story that's pretty intense so when she is basically like guess my

head's getting cut off an imp like creature appears in the room and spins the straw into gold

in return for her necklace since he only comes to people who are seeking a deal or a trade

so rumble still skin is the imp here's him oh he's quite imp at he's quite he's like a little goblin

he's like a little gibler elf so then the king is like oh my god like girly you can do that

that's so impressive I'm taking you to a larger room filled with straw repeat that feet

and she was like fuck so then the imp is like going the imp is like going and so he's like I'll

do it in exchange for your room so I already have your

so this man is just a jewelry robber he's a jewelry robber he's like I already have your necklace now

I want your ring so then on the third day this is the the parable of this is why you don't work

too much for your cap but a little less employers and show them that you can do more than you can't

because then on the third day he takes her to an even larger room the king takes her to an even

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