Sucking Tea Out Of A D-Bag
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2022
⏱️ 50 minutes
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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Gay Monkeypox Plague 2:11.764 My Favorite Livestreamers Have Banged On Cam 5:02.032 A Busy Week With Fights, NFTS, and Herpes 13:21.330 Bug Chasers After That Poz Load 14:12.281 Old Man Freaks Out On Door-To-Door Salesman 18:05.473 Who Tries To Check Into A Hotel At 5 AM? 22:27.333 Linda Finkle Hall […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks Tim Henson here just to remind you that life sucks and everything is more expensive |
| 0:05.8 | Well almost everything when you remember to use promo code freak at Adam and Eve.com. You'll still get 50% of just about any item |
| 0:14.4 | plus a bunch of free gifts and free shipping. Adam and Eve is the nation's |
| 0:18.3 | largest seller of adult products. Millions of satisfied customers can't be wrong. |
| 0:23.2 | Just remember to use promo code freak at Adam and Eve.com. |
| 0:28.0 | They freaks. It's Friday, May 27th, 2022. |
| 0:32.0 | Coming up on the program today, selling NFTs with a double herpes outbreak. |
| 0:36.4 | This guy is committed to crypto, plus pigloads and infected serum, scientific research on how cool female erect nipples are, and give me nudes or I'll burn |
| 0:46.8 | down your house. Hey all you hot and horny ladies, this is cowboy Kyle. I've got my boots, chaps, and hat, and a big hard cock. |
| 1:08.0 | But I ain't no brokeback mountain cowboy. |
| 1:12.0 | This message is for cowgirls only. No cowboys please. But if you're a |
| 1:18.6 | sweet and sexy lady that likes having a pussylicked. |
| 1:23.0 | I'm a cowboy that specializes in mustache rides. |
| 1:28.0 | You can 69 until you come all over my face and then I'll let you go for a cock ride on my big hard |
| 1:40.3 | dick. |
| 1:41.3 | It's very lonely out here in the range. All I have is my cell phone, but if you'd |
| 1:47.3 | like to leave a message, keep me company. It's called Cowboy Kyle. |
| 1:55.0 | It's the Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson. |
| 1:58.0 | Tim Hanson, hey, whoop, |
| 2:00.0 | heh, heh, heh, heh heh heh. |
| 2:02.0 | Nice to see you, Bud. |
| 2:04.0 | Nice to you, Tim. |
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