A Pony For A Handjob
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2022
⏱️ 57 minutes
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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 The Real Start Of The Show 5:56.512 Just Kidding, This is The Real Start – Multiplication Hunt Contest 7:34.918 The Adult Film Music Archive 9:13.029 Midget Pig Snot Rockets 17:00.363 Videos From My TikTok For You Page 20:46.319 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:43.005 Last Sunday’s Church Service Was Awkward […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, May 25th, 2022, coming up on the program today, decades worth of |
| 0:06.1 | porno music. Plus, a midget pig slut blows snot rockets on his dick. |
| 0:10.7 | Elon Musk will buy you a pony if you stroke his hog, and if multiplication |
| 0:15.1 | is difficult for you, it won't be after today's episode of TV. |
| 0:20.1 | It's time for another distorted view, educational test of patience. |
| 0:30.0 | We're going to learn a multiplication facts because school and learning is where it's at. |
| 0:38.5 | Gotta listen and study and do your part so you can get off to a real good start you need a good start in this world |
| 0:45.0 | today you got exercise your mind and that's okay turn the TV off and videos too your |
| 0:50.6 | minds is where it's that and it's up to you. |
| 0:53.0 | Oh, oh, wrapping with the facts. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, oh, wrapping with the facts. |
| 1:01.0 | Are you ready? Are you ready? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! |
| 1:07.0 | Two times one is two. Two times two is four. Two times three is six. Two times four is 4 is 6 2 times 4 is 8 2 times 5 is 10 2 times 6 is 12 |
| 1:20.0 | 2 times 7 is 14 2 times 8 is 16 2 times 9 is 18 2 times 10 is 20 2 times 11 is 22 2 times 12 is 11 is 22, 2 times 12 is 24. |
| 1:35.0 | 3 times 1 is 3, 3 times 2 is 6, 3 times 3 is 9, 3 times 4 is 12, 3 times 5 is 15, 3 times 6 is 18, 3 times 7 is 21. 3 times 8 is 24. 3 times 9 is 27. 3 times 10 is 30. 3 times 11 is 33. 3 times 12 is 36 |
| 2:05.0 | 4 times 1 is 4 times 2 is 8 4 times 3 is 12 |
| 2:10.0 | 4 times 2 is 8 |
| 2:12.0 | 4 times 3 is 12, 4 times 4 is 16, 4 times 5 is 20, 4 times 5 is 20, 4 times 6 is 24, 4 times 7 is 28, 4 times 8 is 32, 4 times 9 is 36, 4 times 10 is 40, 4 times |
| 2:30.1 | 4 times 11 is 44, 4 times 12 is 12 is 48 |
| 2:35.0 | 4 oh |
| 2:37.0 | 3 3 3 3 5 5 times 1 |
| 2:41.0 | 5 times 2 is 2 is 10 |
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