Hey Freaks, it's Monday, May 30th, 2022.

Coming up on the program today,

licking open sores on your boyfriend's penis shaft,

plus Kung-Fu cock grip, and a racist versus an uninvolved third party looking for

tic-talk likes all this for sure voicemails today on dv.

For the best of everything, let's go, Kroger, you can always count on us.

The pandemic is ending in summer is just around the corner.

Let Kroger help you plan your next neighborhood barbecue.

Specials this week include Butcher's secret brand,

Chapp Aslip Pork Hot Dogs.

Everyone knows that tastiest hot dog meat is made from pig ass lips, but only

but butchers know the secret. Dry chap ass lips produce the most mouth-watering

smoky flavor on the grill. 10 count pack only 299.

Also on sale this week,

Lollingman's mayonut spread,

combining the tangy bite of mayonnaise

with the creamy roasted flavor of peanut butter.

32 ounce jars only 499 with coupon.

And no public outing would be complete without Dark Tech's electronic whistle

model NGR. Alert nearby park visitors, beach goers, or playground

attendees that there's a black person in your vicinity doing something you deem

inappropriate like using a public grill on a Sunday or picnicking

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