Sucked Off in the Beamer

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2021

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

The boys chop it up about losing money on Gamestop, how fast Blau can make himself cum, getting cock-blocked by cats, and getting sucked off in a used 2017 bmw 4 series with the M sport package. Plus some advice on going from hookup to relationship and a COCK TALK submission about girls going to the bathroom together.

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0:00.0	At Honda, we decided to stop listening to what Kastu for a moment,
0:04.0	and instead start listening to all the things Hans do.
0:07.3	They carry scratch, open, close, sip, chop, sprep, shakes,
0:13.2	poor, mix, fix, fold, type, tear.
0:18.4	Isn't it time we gave Hans a rest?
0:20.8	With Keeler's entry, a tailgate that opens with the wave of a foot,
0:25.7	voice controlled into tapend and automatically adjusting seats.
0:31.3	The Honda CRB hybrid. What do you think? Hans?
0:36.2	Honda with power of dreams, available on selected grades.
0:40.9	You ever come so hard you just start working on the long john silver?
0:44.7	Has anyone ever come so hard you just become a server?
0:48.5	Answer me right now. Probably. Okay.
0:51.0	You got sucked off so good you went to Warner Bros studio and said,
0:57.9	bitch, this ain't Nickelodeon. And they said we know.
1:01.7	And you're like, I, you've got sucked off so hard you kicked out of Warner
1:05.6	Bros studios. Yeah, been sucked off so hard you become a goddamn
1:10.4	pizza bagel. I, well, first got to make a pizza bagel was
1:14.4	wild. High. Yo, yeah. Hi. How many legit, very popular famous food
1:19.7	inventions? You think we're a stone creation? Cinnamon toast conscious. That are dry.
1:23.4	No. Cinnamon. What would that be before that?
1:27.4	Chacks mix. Do you know what I'm fucking? I would honestly consider
1:30.8	leaving my girlfriend for bread, butter,
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