107: Trevor got a p*ssy... cat

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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The gang casually gabs about jamming footlockers in asses, how festival banging is disgusting, and whether or not you should subscribe to an exes onlyfans. They also discuss the act of being too sleepy to cum. We said it once, we'll say it again... science podcast.

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0:00.0	Sometimes things that are your type on paper don't always turn out to be for you in real life.
0:05.6	That's why T-levels, which mix classroom and on the job learning,
0:10.0	can help you decide what to do next while you're doing it.
0:13.2	Designed with employers, they can help you get the jump into work,
0:17.4	and apprenticeship, or university.
0:20.0	With subjects covering software production and design,
0:23.2	construction and health and science to an MFU,
0:25.8	search get the jump and see what's out there for you.
0:29.8	You're over here posting fucking stand-up clips.
0:32.2	Fuck all that.
0:33.2	Post a picture of you fucking a candle with your shirt off.
0:36.2	All it fans.
0:37.8	Korpac, Korpac.
0:40.4	Copy the damn it and then that goes back.
0:42.0	How excited do you think companies are when a rapper shots out their company?
0:45.0	I think they're very excited.
0:46.0	Like the first designer brand that got mentioned and rap song.
0:49.0	They're like, hold up.
0:50.0	Who the?
0:51.0	Who the?
0:52.0	People know about us?
0:53.0	Well, fucking Burberry?
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