Submissive Gay Dogs Invade Europe

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:03:49:03.76 Training AI To Impersonate Meade Skelton Like Timmyboo 00:09:11:04.18 Checking In With Incels On Yotube: Are Women Useless? 00:18:24:03.02 The Best Casey Kasem Outtake 00:21:49:06.35 The Drama Surrounding Casey Kasem’s Death 00:37:09:16.76 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:38:48:09.04 Wingsuit Diver Loses Head 14,000 Feet In The Air 00:43:22:05.62 Hundreds Of Latex Pup Mask Wearing Submissive Gay Dogs Invade Europe 00:47:40:11.77 Elderly Lady Shipped Off To The Wrong Home 00:51:04:12.04 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To […]

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, September 25th, 2023, coming up on the program today, which celebrity
0:06.0	corpse was sent to Norway? Plus, in cells on YouTube, agree! Women are useless, sex
0:11.8	up for dry-humping, and establishing villages. Submissive gay dogs invade Europe, and a
0:17.7	sky-diving decapitation!
0:47.7	You know what, honestly, you and I were fucking loyal to shit, you know, about you fucking
1:06.5	me two days ago, and then fucking having another bitch in your fucking car today, then you
1:10.7	fucking pick a wood-ass mother fucking bitch ass, not the mother fucking faggot ass bitch,
1:15.4	you fucking ass stand, you call me fucking yesterday, tell me I was fucking on some other
1:20.2	man, fuck you, faggot, you be only motherfuckers that fucks bitches like you fucking you, you're
1:25.4	a sorry ass loser motherfucker, you ain't worth two fucking cents, and I hope that bitch,
1:31.5	in that fucking car that you got fucking wrong with you, satisfies you in every fucking
1:35.7	way possible, and one of these days, you'll fucking grow up and you'll fucking learn
1:39.4	to push you, ain't fucking everything motherfuck you lost, or where would you fucking
1:42.5	get, end of message, next message, you'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever
1:49.3	wanna put you in my feet, you fucking these little bitches, and keep thinking that you're
1:53.4	gonna get over this shit, but tell you what, you're only fucking yourself up though, end of
1:57.8	message, next message, you might wanna take your ass real quick, and accept this, I
2:04.1	hate to see a truck ass, buy some kind of fucking disease, you're a faggot, you need to
2:09.1	fuck every fucking bitch you run across, sorry ass, motherfuckers, you're a loser motherfucker,
2:17.2	end of message, next message, I'm just appointed to that, took your fucking racist faggot
2:24.1	ass to meet my motherfuckin children, you make me fucking sick, you make me fucking, oh my
2:33.3	god, and you better turn your phone up and call you at the fucking band, or you know how
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Tim Henson, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Tim Henson and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.