Moving Your Belly Button To Make Your Legs Look Longer

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:10:01.10 Is Meade Cheating On His Weigh In? 00:09:10:22.19 Our Next President Is A CIA Operative, Navy Seal, And Magic Water Inventor 00:19:08:22.33 Incel Creeps On Teenage Girls / Rages Out 00:26:24:05.22 White Preacher Explains How Slavery Was Good For Black People 00:30:18:02.45 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:58:07.30 Women Are Moving Their Belly Buttons 00:35:51:04.02 Some Sizzling Consumer Safety Bops 00:40:02:00.58 Solar Panel Dicks 00:42:22:03.68 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To The Voicemail […]

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0:29.6	Coming up on the program today is mead rigging his weekly weigh-in.
0:34.0	A potential scandal is brewing.
0:36.4	Brewing like sweet tea.
0:38.4	Yeah.
0:39.6	Adding an adjustable belly button to your body and the sounds of in-cell rage.
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