Stylish Leather Diapers For The Incontinent Hard Rocker

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Today’s DV Store Deal 02:39:10 Introduction […]

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0:00.0	It's the 12 days of Distorted View Savings! From now until Christmas, every episode will contain an amazing deal you can take advantage of in the Distorted View Store. To tell you all today's deal, here's the Distorted View Store robot, Chip!
0:18.9	Suck on my big fat dog for free.
0:22.3	No.
0:23.0	What a deal?
0:24.0	That is not today's deal.
0:25.9	I'll take my pants.
0:28.1	Half off.
0:29.0	What has gotten into you, Chip?
0:31.0	And you can take 100% of my heart cock.
0:35.4	Are you acting like this because you wanted to be rebooted earlier and I said no?
0:39.7	I'm sorry, but when I reboot you, you get all creepy.
0:42.9	You skeeve me out.
0:44.3	I need it, though.
0:46.0	Real bad.
0:47.3	Okay, if I reboot you, don't do anything creepy,
0:50.8	and you have to promise to tell everyone today's distorted view deal, okay?
0:55.4	I'll be a good robot.
0:57.2	Okay.
0:57.9	Just do me.
0:59.4	I mean, reboot me.
1:01.0	Okay, Chip likes when I do a hard reboot.
1:03.9	That means I have to press the power button.
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