20 Years Of Distorted View + Rate That Vagina!

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 01:42:23 Introduction 03:17:16 Distorted View Daily Turns […]

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0:00.0	It's Distorted View's 12 days of savings.
0:07.8	Today you have the very unique opportunity to take home.
0:11.9	Me.
0:12.7	To tell you more about it, here's my good friend and host of Distorted View, Tom Henderson.
0:18.1	Tom.
0:18.7	Okay, you know that's not my name.
0:20.4	You've been coming on the show for two decades.
0:22.6	Yeah, but I've been around a long time, like thousands of years.
0:27.0	I've known a lot of people.
0:28.5	I'm super important.
0:29.7	For Christ's sakes, I'm in the Bible.
0:32.3	Sorry, I can't keep, like, billions of people's names straight in my head.
0:37.0	Caught me some slack, man.
0:38.9	This is a really hard time of year for me, you know.
0:41.8	Oh, because it Jesus' birthday.
0:43.8	Oh, I hate that guy.
0:45.9	You might not remember this,
0:47.5	but the very first piece of Distortive View merchandise we sold
0:51.0	was the Satan Away shirt.
0:53.8	So for Distorted View's 20th anniversary.
0:55.7	I wanted to bring it back in a big way. We've got a special edition of the Satan Away shirt
1:02.0	where the design covers the entire front instead of the design just covering, you know, like the
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