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Distorted View Daily

Planning Your Next Cum Dump Party

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:03:23  Homo For The Holidays […]

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0:00.0

Freaks, it's Wednesday, December 4th,

0:02.9

2024 coming up on the program today.

0:05.3

Let DV help plan your next cum dump party.

0:08.6

Plus, the sounds of a fat man sitting on a prostitute's face,

0:12.4

wrong ways to impregnate a woman,

0:14.4

and when your husband gets a second mortgage to pay for drugs and whores.

0:18.3

All coming up today.

0:23.4

I'm having a depressed Christmas.

0:33.6

This is like the one I had last year

0:39.3

I said

0:44.3

Listen

0:47.3

As I listened

0:52.3

To the last Christmas song I'll ever hear,

1:04.7

I'm having a depressed Christmas with this last letter that I write.

1:31.3

May your days be merry

1:34.3

bright

1:37.3

and may all

1:42.3

the Christmases be white

1:46.4

It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson

1:51.6

Why does man at the house

1:53.5

With a sweet wrecked him

1:54.7

A lot of hot liquid poo

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