Study Reveals: Babies Are Stupid
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2025
⏱️ 151 minutes
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Originally Aired August 12, 2025: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga answers legal questions. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about ketchup smoothies.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes |
| 0:04.5 | next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love |
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| 0:27.6 | Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book. |
| 0:31.6 | The 93X. |
| 0:33.1 | The 93X. |
| 0:37.1 | Air. half-ass morning show. Ninety-three. |
| 0:37.9 | Er. |
| 0:47.0 | Be there in a minute. |
| 0:48.6 | We'll be here. |
| 0:52.4 | Dang, that sneaks up on me once in a while. |
| 0:53.7 | Here we are. And I suppose while we're here, we should welcome everyone to the Tuesday show, the Tuesday edition of the 93X Half-Fast Morning Show. Oh, you're sorry about that, Josh. I was on the other side of the room there. I saw that. I was wondering what was going on. In your defense, we did start at 539 today. It's kind of one of those tweeners where I could either have been 539 or like 542. You're a friggin tweener. I was on the other side of the room and then the light turned on and I come running as my, my dad's side of the family. |
| 1:28.9 | That's how they talk. |
| 1:29.7 | They would have said, I saw the light go on and then I come running. |
| 1:35.5 | Oh, you know, Janelle Klein's going to stop by later. |
| 1:38.4 | So will Glenn Perkins. |
| 1:39.8 | I suppose it would be scandalous if they showed up together. |
| 1:43.1 | They always seem to, don't they? |
| 1:46.4 | I mean, like, arrived to the building together. |
| 1:49.5 | But that's not going to happen. |
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