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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired August 12, 2025: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga answers legal questions. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about ketchup smoothies.

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0:00.0

Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes

0:04.5

next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love

0:10.7

my pals at standard heating and air conditioning. It's the perfect time to get them out and take a peek

0:15.4

at both your AC and your furnace. Book your AC tuna by August 21st and save $45 or save $90 when you bundle both.

0:23.5

It's the early bird deal and it's the way to go for peace of mind on both ends.

0:27.6

Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book.

0:31.6

The 93X.

0:33.1

The 93X.

0:37.1

Air. half-ass morning show. Ninety-three.

0:37.9

Er.

0:47.0

Be there in a minute.

0:48.6

We'll be here.

0:52.4

Dang, that sneaks up on me once in a while.

0:53.7

Here we are. And I suppose while we're here, we should welcome everyone to the Tuesday show, the Tuesday edition of the 93X Half-Fast Morning Show. Oh, you're sorry about that, Josh. I was on the other side of the room there. I saw that. I was wondering what was going on. In your defense, we did start at 539 today. It's kind of one of those tweeners where I could either have been 539 or like 542. You're a friggin tweener. I was on the other side of the room and then the light turned on and I come running as my, my dad's side of the family.

1:28.9

That's how they talk.

1:29.7

They would have said, I saw the light go on and then I come running.

1:35.5

Oh, you know, Janelle Klein's going to stop by later.

1:38.4

So will Glenn Perkins.

1:39.8

I suppose it would be scandalous if they showed up together.

1:43.1

They always seem to, don't they?

1:46.4

I mean, like, arrived to the building together.

1:49.5

But that's not going to happen.

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