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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired August 13, 2025: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's horsey-man! Corrina wants to speak to your manager. Everything you wanna know about operation bear claw.

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0:00.0	Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes
0:04.5	next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love
0:10.7	my pals at standard heating and air conditioning. It's the perfect time to get them out and take a peek
0:15.4	at both your AC and your furnace. Book your AC tuna by August 21st and save $45 or save $90 when you bundle both.
0:23.5	It's the early bird deal and it's the way to go for peace of mind on both ends.
0:27.6	Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book.
0:31.6	The 93X.
0:33.0	The 93X.
0:35.2	90.
0:35.7	3.
0:36.7	Air.
0:43.1	Boy, these Wednesdays are tough.
0:47.2	Falling right smooth in the middle of the week like they always do.
0:51.3	Never know what you might be up against on a Wednesday.
0:53.9	Welcome, everyone, to the 93X half-ass morning show.
0:57.7	Oh, I don't know, Josh.
0:59.0	We ought to start this pig off with a couple of quick and very direct messages for our damn.
1:06.8	Outstanding listening audience.
1:08.3	If you're looking to be part of our bro-st-out chicken cancer fundraiser at the
1:15.6	Wazeta American Legion next Friday, or if you're thinking you might join us on September
1:21.5	19th for our silly Rock the River binge drinking boat party, you better get your ass in gear and buy yourself a ticket
1:30.0	because we're closing in on sellouts for both events that's awesome yeah that was good news yesterday
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