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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired August 13, 2025: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's horsey-man! Corrina wants to speak to your manager. Everything you wanna know about operation bear claw.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes

0:04.5

next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love

0:10.7

my pals at standard heating and air conditioning. It's the perfect time to get them out and take a peek

0:15.4

at both your AC and your furnace. Book your AC tuna by August 21st and save $45 or save $90 when you bundle both.

0:23.5

It's the early bird deal and it's the way to go for peace of mind on both ends.

0:27.6

Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book.

0:31.6

The 93X.

0:33.0

The 93X.

0:35.2

90.

0:35.7

3.

0:36.7

Air.

0:43.1

Boy, these Wednesdays are tough.

0:47.2

Falling right smooth in the middle of the week like they always do.

0:51.3

Never know what you might be up against on a Wednesday.

0:53.9

Welcome, everyone, to the 93X half-ass morning show.

0:57.7

Oh, I don't know, Josh.

0:59.0

We ought to start this pig off with a couple of quick and very direct messages for our damn.

1:06.8

Outstanding listening audience.

1:08.3

If you're looking to be part of our bro-st-out chicken cancer fundraiser at the

1:15.6

Wazeta American Legion next Friday, or if you're thinking you might join us on September

1:21.5

19th for our silly Rock the River binge drinking boat party, you better get your ass in gear and buy yourself a ticket

1:30.0

because we're closing in on sellouts for both events that's awesome yeah that was good news yesterday

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