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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Originally Aired August 11, 2025: You can't spell Mississippi without STD. Bare-assets. Everything you wanna know about breast milk ice cream.

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0:00.0	Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes
0:04.5	next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love
0:10.7	my pals at standard heating and air conditioning. It's the perfect time to get them out and take a peek
0:15.4	at both your AC and your furnace. Book your AC tuna by August 21st and save $45 or save $90 when you bundle both.
0:23.5	It's the early bird deal and it's the way to go for peace of mind on both ends.
0:27.6	Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book.
0:31.6	The 93X have a half-ass morning show.
0:35.5	93rd. Half-Ass Morning Show. Ninety-three. Er.
0:43.4	I'll be damned.
0:46.0	The weekend has come to a terrible close,
0:49.0	and we've got to go ahead and get in there.
0:50.5	Welcome to the 93-X, Half-Ass Morning Show.
0:53.6	Hope every damn last one of you had a wonderful
0:56.1	wonderful weekend. How are you doing over there, Covey? Great. Actually, very good. You look good.
1:02.6	You know, oh, that's, thank you very much. Yeah. Yeah. Today is Flamethrower Eve. I ordered a
1:09.8	flame thrower just like you did did and it's showing up tomorrow.
1:12.9	Awesome.
1:13.8	Proud of you. You looked like you're having so much fun. Your wife talked me into it. You said how
1:18.5	great it worked. Yesterday I was walking around my yard looking for my victims. And so I just
1:25.3	got to go get a propane tank. I've only got one hooked up to the grill, so I'm not taking that one. And I'm going to kill all the weeds in my yard tomorrow. Well, there you go. Today is Flamethrower Eve. Tomorrow it shows up on your front step, huh? That's the kids say, just one more sleep. I'm very excited. Maybe we should, with the state fair coming up,
1:46.2	maybe we should put on some kind of a display.
1:48.9	Yeah, they might sell them there.
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