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Stripped Searched By Your High School Principal

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:09:10  Poo Time Flying Up The Sharts 04:30:22  Queen Cobra Wants To Shoot The King 09:18:00  Obese Christian “Weight Lifting” 13:14:20  October Surprise / Presidential Endorsement 21:34:18  Homeless People Being Gangstalked 25:50:09  Bred Down On The Plantation 29:59:15  Become A Sideshow Member!  30:28:01  Plotting Murder Over Roblox Chat  35:44:11  Highschool […]

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0:00.0

Freaks, it's Friday, October 25th, 2024, coming up on the program today, why is it always

0:06.2

the least important people who think they're being gangstocked, plus getting strip searched

0:11.4

by your high school principal,

0:13.2

and when mama tells you you're ready to be bred by a white man.

0:16.9

All this, but your voicemails, today!

0:25.0

Distorted View Daily Daily proudly presents great moments in tech support phone calls.

0:32.0

I can do anything for you that a supervisor can do.

0:36.0

I'm telling you that there is no one here who can help you.

0:40.0

No sir, you may not talk with the supervisor

0:44.0

I can give you the number for the customer assistance center if you wish to file a complaint I do wish to file a complaint

0:50.0

okay their number is 1,800, 776, 23, 33.

0:59.0

And I will file a complaint.

1:02.0

Okay, you're more than welcome to do that.

1:04.0

I believe anyone you talk to will tell you that if he needs help with software that Apple does not make, you have to call it

1:10.0

a man.

1:11.0

Don't talk to me like some stupid idiot. I know what I'm talking about. You don't know what you're talking about.

1:16.0

Okay, sir, well...

1:18.0

And you should not have to be nice to people. You shouldn't be nasty, you should be cooperative.

1:24.0

I can't help you if I don't know how, sir.

1:27.0

Listen, don't talk to me that way.

1:29.0

I'm a human being, I'm a person, and you don't have a moment to talk condescending to me and don't talk down to me.

1:35.8

Who the hell do you think you are?

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