Make American Breasts Plump And Milk-Filled Again

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:02:24 Trump’s Podcasting Tour / Joe Rogan 05:06:15 Weird Trump Rally Music Choice – Funeral March 08:19:10 Donald Trump Live In The Studio 13:20:05 Now That’s What I Call A Trump Rally CD Offer 16:10:05 National Anthem Disaster At The Third Party Presidential Debate 20:10:22 Youtard Tammy Is Screaming Again […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, October 28th, 2024, coming up on the program today, suing over ice cream
0:06.4	that's too cold, a judge has ruled one Bangladeshi is not gay enough, projecting hardcore porn in the house of the lord, and it was only a matter
0:15.3	of time Trump has been doing every other podcast, and today he's doing D.V.
0:22.2	Distorted View Daily proudly presents the Pledge of Allegiance as
0:29.0	recited by members of the Westboro Baptist Church.
0:34.0	You pledge allegiance to the Fags, who run all of America and to all the filth for which they stand,
0:41.0	feces eaters, under Satan, disease spreaders, hating liberty, denying justice
0:47.8	to all.
0:51.8	You pledge allegiance to the flag, knowing God hates America, and all the sin for which
0:58.4	she stands.
1:00.3	God-Haters, under Satan, united in evil hating liberty denying justice to all.
1:11.0	We pledge allegiance only to God and pray he destroys America and all the people in the land.
1:19.0	More dead soldiers, more lost limbs, taking vengeance on the disobedient, bringing his justice to all. Glory, glory, hallelujah.
1:35.0	His truth is marching. charging with Tim Henson. Stuff my fucking asshole.
1:53.3	That's it.
1:54.1	Stuff the fucking shitbox.
1:55.8	I came here for two things to suck some heart candy and suck some dicks.
2:01.2	I'm gonna lose my mind today.
2:03.4	Jim Edson back here with you.
2:06.0	Kicking off a new week of shows, have a great one for you. You know, I just like talking
2:10.6	about politics here on the show, but it's kind of inevitable the elections are what two months away or something if I remember correctly
2:18.6	Yeah, I'm right January 6th. That's the date that everyone loves to talk about. Mark your calendars, freaks.
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