Depositing A Sizable Amount Of Human Sperm In A Beaver’s Ass

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:22:01 A Disturbing Furry / Shit / Bestiality Freak 07:12:01 An Excerpt From Furry Erotica – Beaver Soup 11:58:17 Jesse Lee Peterson Gives Awful Advice 17:44:07 Pastor Says Women Need To Stop Being So Loud 20:40:07 Refusing Blood Transfusions Because Of God 22:54:05 Salon Freak Out Over Package Delivery 28:21:20 […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Wednesday, October 23rd, 2024, coming up on the program today,
0:05.4	depositing a sizable amount of human sperm in a beaver's ass.
0:09.4	Plus, biblically speaking, you ladies really need to shut your big fat loud jesabel mouths so says God and never
0:16.8	pet a diaper and monkey sitting in a Walmart shopping cart
0:30.0	Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in telemarketing calls. Volunteer my house has been broken into I need to talk to your lawyer, I just called my lawyer.
0:34.0	What stage are you from, man?
0:36.0	It doesn't make any difference. You don't get to ask me any questions. I was just abused. I can call you any
0:40.0	square name. I need your personal last name. And believe me you will there are consequences it was
0:47.0	to the point where I actually had an appendix rupture because of telemarketing calls.
0:55.2	But it doesn't matter what say it is the legal, you are
0:57.2	arrest or you're a hate or her life,
0:58.4	just right, I need your first and last name.
1:00.4	The police are listening.
1:02.0	Okay, my name's Alex.
1:04.0	What's your last name?
1:05.0	I don't get my last.
1:06.0	You, you call?
1:07.0	Look at how she Alex!
1:08.0	Woo!
1:09.0	Then let me talk to your supervisor.
1:10.0	The police are ready.
1:12.0	Okay, I actually am on the supervisor here.
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