Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, News, Stand-up, News Commentary, Documentary, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

On Today’s Show: Presented by https://www.oldglory.com— Over 300,000 items for music, sports, entertainment, and pop-culture fans. Use promo code FREAK for 15% off (exclusive to DV listeners). Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week with a fresh Mead Skelton meltdown (now blaming “lemon water” and demons for his colitis and rapid weight loss), a substitute […]

The post Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought you by Old Glory.com, offering over 300,000 items for music, sports, entertainment, and pop culture fans.
0:10.8	Get 15% off just about any item when you use promo code Freak, F-R-E-A-K, at Old Glory.com.
0:19.5	Hey, Freaks, it's Monday, October 27th, 2020.
0:22.8	Coming up on the program today,
0:24.2	Mead's skeleton diet tip number 543.
0:27.0	Drink malaria water.
0:28.5	Plus, why did the thirsty lesbian substitute teacher
0:31.0	get fired on the first day of school?
0:32.8	And she's ran through pussy bald,
0:35.3	yes, I call her Cayu,
0:36.6	might be the finest rap lyric ever crafted.
0:41.6	Distorted View Daily proudly presents the struggles of a tranny.
0:47.7	I don't want to go get a new pussy and clitoris in Thailand,
0:52.0	but the bastards over there want to charge me between 30 to 50% extra
0:57.7	because I have HIV.
1:01.2	Now, do I look like I'm getting ready to die?
1:04.7	Don't answer that, whore, because I'm not.
1:07.7	I'm perfectly healthy.
1:09.9	And, hell, my immune system is better than most people without HIV.
1:15.2	But the assholes over there are charging extra to make a profit.
1:22.6	And I'm going to fight the fuckers.
1:25.1	Even if I have to get a new clitoris and vagina here in the United States.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Tim Henson, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Tim Henson and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.