Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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🩸 Episode Summary Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy […]

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0:00.0	You can now text TV anytime.
0:02.9	It's the Harry Kunt mobile texting line.
0:06.0	For Harry Kunt.
0:07.3	Start texting.
0:08.9	For Harry Kunt.
0:10.7	Send those newts for Harry Kunt.
0:14.1	For Harry Kunt.
0:17.5	Hey Freaks. Tim back here to introduce a best-of-show.
0:25.8	No cause for alarm.
0:27.6	I didn't like sprain my widow ankle on my old lady walk or something.
0:32.5	It's just, you know, the show's not quite ready.
0:35.9	Perfection can't be rushed.
0:38.1	Everyone knows that, of course, but I'm out to prove that even mediocrity can take
0:42.5	its sweet-ass time.
0:44.0	I will be back later today with a brand new episode of the show.
0:46.7	It'll probably be posted in the afternoon.
0:48.8	Right now, though, I'm going to play a best-of-program for you.
0:52.1	Sit back, enjoy some old, crusty, distorted view daily,
0:55.7	and then you'll be handsomely rewarded with a piping hot, steaming pile of shit new episode,
1:01.5	waiting for you in your podcast app later today. I love you in a purely sexual way.
1:08.3	Not really looking for a long-term thing right now. Why do we have to label this
1:12.1	relationship? Why can't we just have fun? Just be in the moment with me, okay? You're always
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