Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 24 October 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Cold Open Sponsors & Support Main Segments 1) “Gourmet Out of Nothing” (…from a can) 2) Mom Check-In ❤️ 3) Mugshot Mayhem 🚔💦 (Content warning: slurs, bodily fluids) 4) Baby Andy Update 📞🍼 5) Keanu Close Call 😬🚗 6) “Who’s White?” with Nick Fuentes 🙄 7) Crazy Bizarre Twist-’em-Ups (News) Voicemails 00:00:02 […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Tim, love your show.
0:04.4	I just wanted to call and tell you.
0:06.0	The other day, I played your bloody tampon story in my class at NYU.
0:12.6	We did a creative writing analyst on it, and the teacher said it was well written, and it's all she would comment on it.
0:20.2	It was really funny. Everybody else was comment on it. It was really funny.
0:21.0	Everybody else was grossed out.
0:22.6	It was so funny.
0:23.9	I love your fucking show, man.
0:25.1	Keep up the good word.
0:26.1	Peace out.
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0:51.8	Hey, Freaks, it's Friday, October 24th, 2025.
0:54.9	Coming up on the program today,
0:56.0	the cure for cancer is apparently canned chef boyardee ravioli.
1:00.2	Plus, a very demure female pisses herself
1:02.8	while getting her mugshot taken,
1:04.6	a fully loaded 9mm Doritos bag,
1:07.2	and the hentai Pokemon collection of a cold-blooded killer.
1:14.9	Music and the hentai Pokemon collection of a cold-blooded killer. Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in obsessive compulsive disorders.
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