Well, hello, welcome to the show. It is me, Brian. You're listening to Street Fight.

And I have a very special guest. I had a cancellation, which happens. This solo shit.

Not as easy as it sounds. I have the best substitute that I can possibly ever think of.

No, it's not Chris James. And no, it's not Tony. But I do have everybody's favorite guest, Gwen. How's it going, Gwen?

It's going pretty well.

Is it really because I was told by you recently that you're very sad that you got laid off.

And I actually spoke to, I spoke to you about it. And I told you, it's not something that you should have to worry about.

But you did. And how's it feel to be, to lose your first J-O-B?

Well, it's fucked up. That's like actually all it is. It's just messed up.

Because I was like, okay, with leaving, but the fact that I got fired is like where it all went wrong.

Okay, now I need to teach you a lesson. You didn't get fired. I've said this to you for two weeks now.

You didn't get fired. You got laid off, fired and laid off two different things.

Feel the exact same.

And no, they don't.

It just feels so fired. They don't feel the same. They feel the same to you now.

But one day you're going to get your ass fired. And you're like, damn, I wish I got laid off.

We'll see.

You know, in the future, I don't think you can do this now because me and your mom claim you on our taxes and,

and all that stuff. I'm not 100% sure you can get away with any of this stuff.

But in the future, when you get fired or laid off, you can collect unemployment.

Yeah, one of my friends asked me about that.

I don't think you can because I think you're on me.

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