Hello! Welcome to the show! It is me, you're... Uh, I was gonna call myself your humble host, but I don't think somebody that does...

pre-podcast a week can call himself humble. So, I am your host, Murder X Bryan, as I

am known on Twitter, and I'm here, baby. I'm here to take your calls, all you

ghouls and goblins, and we do have room in the queue this week. If people don't

start fucking calling, I'm gonna get off early, but you know what? It's gonna be nice.

And, um, oh, I'd see and, uh, brew it, B-R-U-I-B in the chat saying, being law. Now, I

don't know what that is about, but I will say this. Somebody told me you can get...

Well, see, I made it sound like way fucking smarter than, uh, I made it sound way

fucking smarter, but somebody said that you could get, um, money. And this person is

Bubba the Love Spongebob that, uh, said that you could get money if you use being. So, uh,

I decided that I was going to start using being. So, I never use new apps. I'm using all

the same... he does, but... SexJ in the chat said, Bubba always says the way to make money.

He does. Hey, I don't know why he doesn't have any. So, I don't know if he's the best

guy for me to go by, but he did tell me, uh, not me personally, but he did say on his show,

if you use being to search, they will send you money. So, I fucking was like, I'll just

put being on my phone and then I, yes, uh, copy, I can't say that, but go ahead and call

in about being a labor organizer. We like talking about that or I do. Um, but, uh,

Bubba, like said that you could do it. So, I decided to do it. And what I did was, since

I've never been able to talk myself out of using the same apps I've been using forever.

Like, I literally, I use, I use, um, let me see here. I use Twitter, the Gmail app. Uh,

sometimes when I'm searching the Reddit app, it'll say switch to the app and I'm like,

find whatever and then ask you whether and then texts. Like, I don't, oh, YouTube premium,

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