Hello, welcome to Street Fight Radio. I am here. It's me, Brian. I just know from hello.

Did I do this show? I am here to talk about whatever we're going to talk about tonight. You never know what it's going to be.

I did, however. I got some some Birken stocks. So that was pretty not is it clipping? I think it's clipping. Oh, evening. It's that evening in a chat. I thought it was clipping.

So what do you want me to fucking do? Okay. I went got new shoes this. I went got some new shoes this weekend because I was, you know, fucked up by a hip. It's fucked. Like it's totally fucked. I should not be walking at all. Really.

But obviously I do. I get today. I snuck out of my house. My wife was like, hey, Brian, don't walk. And I'm also going to go to the grocery store. And I was like, oh yeah. Well, all right. I'll see you when you get back from the grocery store. And then I put them back. Walk for like two hours in my new Birken stocks.

Which I'm now, you know, obviously, if somebody can get me some, if somebody can hook me up with some Birken socks, they call them Birken socks. I would like some of those. But I have to buy two things currently. I have to buy socks, those thick boys.

Oh, Texas Street Fighter says, are they like the Frankenstein shoes you bought? No. Yeah, let me tell you. I'll tell that story. That's how we're going to open a fucking show this week. Let me tell you a fucking little story about my body. Okay.

Not my dick or anything or my asshole or anything like that. I'm not going to tell you about my dick or my asshole or any of those parts of my body. But uh,

oh, man, my hip was killing me this week. And I went for a very long walk on Friday and my new Timberlands. I bought these boots, these, these fucking Timberland boots that I mean, I tried them on. And it didn't, they felt pretty good on the old.

They, they, they, they felt pretty good on my feet. Also a 6146553887. If you're listening to this, give us a call. There's room in the queue. I would love to talk to you. It would be very fun.

Um, but anyway, I'm walking. I got my fucking feet are, are hurting like back. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And, and at first I was like, they're tingling, but a painful tingle.

And I was like, huh, I wonder what's going on there. Am I fucked up? Am I like dying? Am I going to lose my leg or something which, but the joy still out on that. I probably could, but my hip was also hurting and so did my back.

So when you're hip and your back hurt and your toes are tingling, that leads towards sciatica.

So I'm wearing these fucking shoes. I get home. I'm like, I got a look at my feet. See what's going on down there. See.

As I've said on this show before, I have beautiful fucking feet. I probably, honestly, if we had to look at, at people in this podcasting space, I would lean towards probably I have the best feet that they're on.

You can't get a better pair of feet than mine. So I go, I buy these things from REI. I take this fucking 20 mile walk where I'm also speeding up. I'm trying to go faster now. And, you know, in hopes that one day I can take a run and just be done with the whole thing early in the day. And then I guess it around watch TV or look at my phone. I don't know. I don't know what the happened once I'm not walking.

Once I'm not walking all day. But at some point, I'm going to have to not walk all day. Or I would like to not walk all day.

My hips killing me. I get home. I take my shoes off. And I find out that the bottom of my feet are tingling in a painful way because they are made out of one blister.

My pad of my foot had a huge blister on it between where the toes and that pad of your foot goes blister ends of my toes blister back of my foot blister. And that's why my feet were in pain. So yesterday.

Look at my wife and I say those boots I bought ain't fucking gone to the job. They're just not going great. And I had this other pair of ultra boost where I was like those ultra boosts are broke down.

They're not going to work either. None of these are going to do the job. We're going to need a new parachute. And I just got paid flush with money. I'm going to get a fucking pair of shoes.

So we go to my favorite store, not the Lego store. I wanted to actually went to the mall by my that's by my house where the Lego store is fully kind of thinking like, well, let's stop in the Lego store.

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