What's up? Go to Christycomedy.com for the Tiki Wikis this Friday, Indianapolis, Saturday, April 9th, Denver, Colorado.

Then we got April 16th at the Wall Street Theater in Norwalk, Connecticut, April 22nd, Puerto Rico, Ticket should be going on sale soon.

April 29th, Bethlehem, Penn, Sol, Vania, and then May 14th at Count Basie and May 7th.

We missed one May 7th in Miami. Go get tickets. Christycomedy.com. I love you.

Watch up everybody. Walk up to another episode of Chrissy Chaos. This episode is going to be positive.

It's going to be posi-wasi because last week, last week, I got negative up top about Portland and all these other things

because I was tired. I was exhausted, but guess what, baby? I didn't have anything to do this past weekend.

I didn't do anything. I stayed home. I ate rice balls. I had a good time. I walked around statin' on.

I made history videos and I said, I'm feeling good. I'm feeling great. Who makes me feel good? Who is just my happy ending?

And it's my boys from the KFC radio show. We got Final Burke. We got KFC. Nobody knows their first names.

You don't need to know.

How you boys doing? We will give you a happy ending, baby.

How you doing? It's coming.

First of all, you look like you belong on statin' island. You have an uppity look about you and you look like you're a landscaper.

I'm noticing that about you guys.

Are you worried about bringing out what you got? What are these sparries? What kind of shoes are these?

They're fear of God. Fear of God, low top, whatever those are. With a nice sweater, hair combed back.

You got that wasp, nice look, but then you find that you're actually from the branch. You're like, oh, he's a piece of shit.

And then my whole life is having that cover go on.

And Final Burke just looks, you know, it's one of those things where it's like how in God, you just rolled out of bed and somehow you made it to work today.

Kind of thing, you know what I mean?

Not every single day of my life.

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