FAT Howard Stern with Andrew Santino | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 61

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0	I am unequivocally 1,000% on Chris Rock side.
0:03.3	Okay, I mean the kid got slapped and took it off the chin like a pro.
0:06.6	Trust me, I'm a guy who's taking a lot of things off the chin.
0:09.4	It was awesome to watch. Congratulations Chris Rock.
0:12.0	Will Smith, you are a big, huge pussy cuck.
0:14.8	I know you were defending your wife because of all other things going on.
0:18.0	A lot of people like she has alopecia.
0:19.5	I don't even know if she does because Hollywood people are liars.
0:22.1	So she may or may not because she looks smoke out with a shaved head.
0:24.8	Okay, and the GI Jane joke yet wasn't the best, but hey, it was good enough.
0:28.2	It's hard to be funny in that situation.
0:30.2	So I don't know if J.2 Pickett Smith has alopecia, we should see might.
0:33.6	Or she may have just wanted to shave her head and she said, listen,
0:36.2	just in case the people don't like this, I'll just say a valopisha.
0:38.9	They're all fraud pieces of shit.
0:40.7	Okay, and the fact that Will Smith was not arrested after he got slapped is wide privilege.
0:47.4	Will Smith is wide privilege.
0:48.8	It's just what it is.
0:50.0	And I'm telling you with anybody, if anybody thinks that it's okay to rush the stage
0:55.9	when a comment makes a joke, it's not.
0:58.3	Okay, try and rush the stage.
1:00.5	Next time you come see me at a comedy show, try and rush the stage and watch how quick
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