A Toilet Lid Is The Perfect Murder Weapon

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:24:19.48 Steven Assanti Tried To Trim His Tooth 00:05:53:06.21 Got An Angry E-mail From Meade Skelton – He’s Not Repulsive 00:08:48:08.45 My 600Lb Life Steven Assanti Recorded A Cameo For DV Freaks 00:13:35:03.33 What The New Colors On The Gay Pride Flag Mean – Color 8 Will Shock You 00:23:22:05.22 Let’s Straighten Out This Show With A Little Girl Gagging Audio 00:25:22:06.13 Getting Stretched Out By A Monster Dong 00:28:08:01.33 Crazy Man With A Messed […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Monday June 5th, 2023 coming up on the program today.
0:05.0	600 pound train wrecks, Stephen Asante tries to buzz his tooth off.
0:09.6	Plus, beauty in the beasting, another petto obsessed weirdo.
0:13.0	A toilet lid is the perfect murder weapon.
0:15.4	And yeah, I'll take three chili cheese cocaine dogs.
0:18.8	That's how I Sonic.
0:23.8	Your fame was strong, but you needed proof.
0:26.8	You saw her bathing on the roof, her beauty in the moonlight, over through you.
0:36.8	She tied you to a kitchen chair.
0:39.8	She broke your throat, she cut your hair.
0:43.8	And from your lips, she drew the hallelujah.
0:48.8	Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.
0:58.8	Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.
1:06.8	Maybe I've been here before, I know this room.
1:11.8	I've bought this door, I used to live alone before I knew.
1:17.8	I've seen your flag on the marble art.
1:23.8	Love is not a victory march.
1:26.8	The Conan hits a broken hallelujah.
1:32.8	Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.
1:39.8	Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.
1:44.8	Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.
1:52.8	Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.
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