Roasting Minorities

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! PROMO CDOE: DORK – $15 Techno Geek Shirt 0:00.000 Introduction 1:23.660 Roast Battle Between Minorities 5:13.286 Forced To Buy Kids Dinner On A Date? 8:34.805 Exploding Weiners And Perfect Breasts 15:05.202 Mom Has A Crush On Elvis Actor / Drunk Elvis 20:43.335 White Lady Is Angry Someone Died In The Neighborhood 25:46.970 Sign Up For The Sideshow 29:03.463 50 Cent’s Penis Enlargement Lawsuit 30:39.551 An Even More Disgusting […]

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0:00.0	I'm Timothy Shefei, numbers go hand in hand with computers, and computers go hand in hand
0:07.5	with dorks.
0:08.5	Today, we look at spreadsheets and the Techno Geeks who use them on this special edition
0:15.0	of the Computer Chronicles.
0:19.0	Funding for the Computer Chronicles is provided by the Distorted View Store, where today
0:24.1	only you can purchase a just a Techno Geek with Spreadsheet T-shirt for $15.
0:30.1	That's $5 off the normal price.
0:32.6	It's part of the 12 days of Distorted View Savings.
0:36.1	Just remember to use Promo Code Dork, D-O-R-K.
0:41.1	Additional funding provided by the Software Publishers Association, who reminds you there's
0:46.6	all sorts of awesome games your friends have on their computer, and it's like super easy
0:51.8	to just copy them onto your disk.
0:53.8	But don't do it, because that would make you a criminal.
0:56.8	A bad boy.
0:57.8	A pirate.
0:58.8	Even though there's like a 0.0000001% chance you'll ever get caught.
1:05.8	So, information.
1:07.8	You get free games.
1:08.8	You're considered a bad ass for breaking the law.
1:11.8	Pirates are cool, and you won't get caught.
1:14.8	Don't copy that floppy.
1:16.8	Are you on the internet?
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