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🗓️ 17 October 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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William’s mum has been banned from a very popular online app, and Jordan has a great tip on how to tell someone whether you’re a bottom or a top. We also hear about your strange turn-ons and discuss who has the worst showbiz name.
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is sponsored by Tilda Rice, the UK's number one rice brand. Oh, thank God. I've had more episodes with rice than we've recorded on this podcast. Well, that's concerning, considering we're well into the hundreds. I know, but it's a woman. It's stuck in pan. It's a gluten pan. It's a soggy mess. I don't know how people do it. Well, Jordan, you are not alone. Tilda's research shows that nearly 35% of us struggle to cook rice. The good news is |
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| 0:29.4 | comes out perfectly fluffy and separate, not the cement mix you usually end up with. |
| 0:35.0 | Cement mix, charming. I'll remember that one. What's your favourite type of rice, Jordan? |
| 0:39.0 | That's the thing. I never really know which one to pick. |
| 0:41.9 | Well, don't worry, because Tilda have got you covered. |
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| 1:13.6 | Even I can manage that. |
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| 1:20.9 | So that's it, no more rice dramas. From now on, it's simple. |
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| 1:26.0 | This episode is sponsored by TV licensing. |
| 1:28.5 | We're now firmly in autumn. Perfect teleweather. Draw the curtains, light a fancy candle, |
| 1:34.0 | bash. What will you be enjoying on the television? Strictly, in it? So good. A perfect time of the year. |
| 1:42.6 | Who are your favourites? |
| 1:45.3 | Claude and Tess. |
| 1:49.8 | Yes, okay, well, obviously, Claude and Tess. |
| 1:51.7 | I'm liking Karen and Carlos. |
| 1:53.2 | I think they're very good this year. |
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